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Makemake nā kānaka a pau, akā ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau.
He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!
AHAHAHAHAHAH, he epic nā ʻōlelo.
ʻO wai ka inoa o ka mea hana keaka?
♪ E omo au i kāu dick i kēia manawa ♪
Nā wikiō pili
Kum, kum, kum.