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Auē, hoʻopaʻa wau iā lākou.
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
Auē, e kuʻu Akua, wela kēlā! Aloha!
Me kēlā mau puʻupuʻu, hiki i ka moa ke noʻonoʻo wale i nā pōpō i loko o ka ʻeke o ka nigger a i kona wā e hoʻomaka ai e hoʻokama iā ia. Nona, ʻo ka wiliwili ʻana mai lalo a me ka lawe ʻana i kona papalina ka hana o kona ola. ʻO wai ka mea hoʻohana ʻole i ke kino e like me ia, e Boss? ʻO ia ke kumu e mālama ai ʻo ia iā ia i mua o kāna phallus.
He ala maikaʻi kēlā no ka mea hana e hoʻokomo i kāna ana hohonu i kona lauoho ʻulaʻula. A pūlima pū me ka ʻīnika keʻokeʻo ma luna o kāna hoki: "E hoʻohana me ka hilinaʻi!
Makemake au e hana pēlā
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