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He wikiō weliweli me kahi kaikamahine me kahi kiʻi kīnā ʻole. He aha nā pūhaka, nā wāwae, ka hoki. He paʻakikī ke pale aku i ke aloha me ia. ʻO ke kāne kāne maikaʻi a kiʻekiʻe ke kāne me ia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā iā lāua ʻelua no nā hola.
Makemake au e ha'a
ʻO nā makahiki haumāna ʻaʻole wale ka manawa o ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana i ka ʻike ʻepekema, akā ʻo ka manawa hoʻi o ka ʻike moe kolohe. No laila ʻo kēia mau haumāna ma mua o nā haʻiʻōlelo hoʻoluhi i haku i ka moe waha a me ka moe anal ma ka home.
Auē, ʻoluʻolu kēlā ʻulaʻula. Ua hiki nō iā lākou ke hoʻokuʻi i kahi ʻiʻo nui i loko o kahi hoki paʻa, ʻoiai me ka mākaukau.
Paʻa ʻo Silicon ¶
Kapa ʻoe i kēlā he hana puhi? ʻO ia ka hana ʻino loa aʻu i ʻike ai! Yuck!
Hana maikaʻi ʻo Guy, ua palu wau i kēlā mifu piha iaʻu iho. He mea hiki ole ke pale aku.
♪ makemake ʻoe e pāʻani ♪
Laki ka ʻelemakule horny me kāna moʻopuna wahine. Ma hope o ka palu ʻana i kāna ʻāpana, hoʻomake mua ʻo ia iā ia i loko o ka waha me ka ʻū hohonu. A laila hoʻokuke iā ia ma nā kūlana like ʻole. Maikaʻi ko kupuna kāne.
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